Has anyone seen the television show, 2 Broke Girls? This show is filled with truly sarcastic, usually inappropriate jokes that are not appropriate for children, who likely would not get the adult content hidden in the jokes the girls make.
While I was watching yesterday I realized that when A was a baby and I was worried he had not gained enough weight in his first year of parenting, I should have been worried that he had gained too much weight and should have put him on a diet!! Seriously! Max, (one of the main characters) babysits for a wanna be social butterfly, who has twins. Mom tells Max that Angelina (The genius of a mom, named her twins, Brad and Angelina), had gained a ghastly amount of weight in a year! A whopping 23 pounds! How dare she! Then again K gained 30 pounds her first year! ACK! The chubby little thing...now I realize that this whole time I was wrong! I should have bought fat free formula! She gained way too much weight!
So Max mentions her friend who needs someone to take her horse, and Max had told Genius Mom that this friend washer AA sponsor! Whoa! Now if this were me, before my parenting eyes had been opened, I would have stopped what I was doing and looked for a new sitter, but no!! This is wrong, obviously I should have kept the alcoholic sitter, to show that I was supporting the underprivileged and poverty stricken alcoholics to look better to my "peeps". Truly the show was an eye opening experience into what I had been doing wrong.
So a note to parents, 19 pounds is too much weight, Alcoholics make terrific babysitters and naming your children after a home wrecker and a cheater are the way to go to make it in society! No fat babies! That is just ghastly and wrong!
Just sayin....
Until the next scribble....
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