It's a New Blog...

     OK, being the technological genius that I am, I managed to somehow delete my blog and with it the title. My bad! So here is the new blog.

     How does one start a new blog? Well since I don't recall how I started the last blog, I guess I will just start with telling you who on earth is writing yet another blog about being a mom! Lord help you all. I just want to say though, that while yes, this is another blog by yet another mom, in my completely unbiased opinion...it's the best one! Of course you will have to actually read it. That means turning off Facebook, (Yes! Amazing, but people actually do that), and opening those eyes, (yes the ones on your face) and actually reading the words that are printed on the screen.

    Here goes. All about me, (I think I made a page about this too). No one loves me more than I love me, except maybe my mom. No really, I am not that self absorbed, but I am a firm believer that if you don't love yourself, then why the hell should anyone else? If you don't like me, that's OK, I can handle it. I won't commit suicide or worse, eat a whole double chocolate cake because, heaven forbid, someone does not like me. Sorry.
    Being a mom is the greatest joy, and yes the greatest pain in the butt, job that I have ever experienced. Top that off with doing it myself and forget Sleepless in Seattle, you have Sleepless Period! I love my children, and if you can't hang with that, bye bye! These little people in my life are amazing. They, much to my disbelief and amazement, constantly surprise me everyday. I mean who knew that one can consume syrup mixed in milk and ketchup, and not throw up. Just looking at it made me want to puke.
    I have learned, life is messy and you can't actually clean it up, just make it tidier. Kids are messy. They play in mud, with bugs and then they throw the mud and bugs on you. Eww! Furniture is no longer made for sitting and laying on, but for sliding down and turning upside down to make a fort. Try explaining to your four year old the table upside down does not make a fort, but keep it upright and Walla, you have a fort...just add blankets and sheets.
    I am not some blond (my apologies to the smart blonds out there who are actually intelligent) whose idea of a good time is trying to figure out how many blonds it takes to put in a light bulb Funny thing, it only takes one brunette. I can actually hold an adult conversation, (even after many years of gibberish and baby talk). I have opinions, thoughts and ideas and I don't usually apologize for them.
    I have never really been too great at writing about myself, an autobiography is certainly not in my future. I am currently going to school, studying Criminal Law.  I have thought about taking Social Justice, but my immediate friends and family don't see me as the type to want to help people who have gone down the wrong track. More to the point they don't see me as the the type to go into the "ghetto" risking being shot at and beaten, for the sake of helping someone. I'm a little offended at that, but then again, I haven't exactly been known for entering the bad parts of town, so maybe I ought to give it a try.
     I tried my hand at being a gas station cashier, and realized there is more drama and dog poo there than on a soap opera or on the grass in a park. One can only take so many comments on their butt and other body parts before you feel like throwing them out the door with it shut. Don't get me wrong, I like compliments as much as the next girl, but guys, please don't confuse, "Hey baby, you look good bent over that counter," and a compliment. A compliment would be, "Has anyone told you, you have a great looking butt?" Or better yet stick with the eyes or smile. Just saying.
    Okay, I guess that is enough about me, although I am not sure there is much actually about me, as there is opinion. Well you can always contact me, if you want to know more, or again, read the blog.

Have a great day readers! :)