The Perfect Man...

Okay, so we all know that there is no such thing as the perfect man (or woman). However, there is a list we all have that we compare the men we date with. Admit it, you have one. Well a while back some friends of mine and I were out (admittedly a couple drinks were involved), discussing the morons that have passed through our lives, and the not-so-morons. Then we got to thinking about what the "perfect" guy would be like for each of us. Notably we all had similar qualities that would make a man perfect.

**To Any Men reading this. You can not live up to it, don't try**

1) Physical Perfection:

• Dark colored hair
• Green or Brown eyes
• No extra body fay
• Physically fit and exercises regularly
• 5'9 at least

2) Personality Perfection

• Opens the door for us
• Puts the toilet seat down
• Knows when to keep their mouth shut
• Caring
• Sensitive, but no sensitive that we need to hand them a tissue during Titanic
•  Not a momma's boy - eventually boys its time to cut the cord. We want you love your mom, but not to the point that makes it over the top and we take 2nd place.
• Tough, but not so much that it makes you bully material. We hate bully's. Stand up for the woman being physically assaulted or even verbally, but if a guy asks to buy us a drink, don't beat the crap out of them for it. (We are not going to accept)
• Unpossesive - we are not your possession

There was more, but that basically sums it up.

Now reality is that, while we want to be physically attractive to you, you do not need to be a Greek God nor do you need to look like one. Hot, to us, is more about your personality than if you have washboard abs. It's about how you treat your mom or grandma, how you carry yourself and that you put us before all else. Reality is, that we love it when you do the little things for us, like carry the groceries in, or take the kids out for the day so we can relax. It's not about the gifts you buy us, or the amount of money you make. (The fact that you make money is a must, but it does not have to equal to Donald Trump).
Your past, as is ours, is in the past. We all have made mistakes, done things we are not proud of and will again make mistakes and do things we won't be proud of, but the past needs to stay there. Unless you were in prison for murdering your previous girl friend/wife, then we may even be able to over look that.
I do admit that not having been to jail or prison for any reason is a plus in your favor with me, but I can not speak for all woman. Drug use, is absolutely, positively, 100% out of the question. We will not tolerate it. Again if it is in the past, and it stays there, it might be overlooked.

We each (men and woman alike) have our list, some more strict than others, but in the end the fact that you love us and love our children, make you the perfect boyfriend (or girlfriend).