Mornings suck. I mean seriously suck. Until that first cup of coffee. So this morning, I am getting up and start the process of getting the little people ready for school...that place that takes little people all day so mom can actually accomplish something.
Start off the morning by stepping on a plastic Easter egg, and people wonder why I don't mind throwing them out and rebuying them every year. Easter was over months ago and I am still finding these eggs, could be the bag filled with them next to my bed.
Go to wake up A and S, but M beats me to it and let the yelling commence. I walk out 10 minutes later and A is still in bed. What?! Bed?! No way buddy. S comes out wearing some freaky concoction of an outfit, I so want to scream what are you thinking, but no let her go to school how she feels comfortable...I won't have to worry about boyfriends. HA!
Forgot to put the coffee on automatic timer last night...grrr... Until that first sip nothing is right in the world, I am sure this is what crack addicts feel like before they shove stuff up their nose or inject crap into their arms...no needles, no sniffing I just want to drink my coffee thank you!
Coffee is poured, but still no sip, no one can find their socks and they want to try to sneak out without brushing their teeth...no. I reach for my cup only to find that M has his clothes on backwards, yet I put them on the right way. I'm pretty sure. Yes, I definitely put them on the right way...unless his back was to me and not his front..hmm
Walk back towards my cup and S tries to miss the busy by fighting the knot war on her show (that clearly does not match the crazy outfit), and now mom has to fight the battle for her just to push her out the door. Turtle power is not my favorite mode, but one S constantly operates at. Maybe I should give her some coffee?! Hmm maybe.
Door shut, kids gone....go to get coffee and knocked it over. GRRRR. Nothing more aggravating than watching those delicious drops of energy going down the drain with all your hopes, dreams and expectations. OK so maybe that was a bit dramatic, back to the pot, pour some more and away you go. Awesome.
Now to sit down and drink...ahhh.
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